February 2012
matthewstaton:
das gay blaien
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when i have sex for the first time i will probably get ready to enter the guy’s ass and then remember i don’t have a penis
seblaine:
if we ever hear sebastian speak french expect to be conversing with a puddle on the floor in the near future
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wow can i slap you in the face and then kiss the pain away
if your heart’s a stereo how are you alive
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The Civil Wars - Poison and Wine
Oh I don’t...
ducktana:
I love food the way im supposed to feel about boys
ajolote:
tumblr did you buy some new clothes love em’
did you know that eating 3 cookie packages in three days by yourself makes you fat because i didn’t
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wow so this disco episode is really happening should i be excited because I AM
no because it’s a little humID YES BECAUSE I RAN OVER OPRAH
woah is it okay to be an emotional wreck because of this because i might just be
runberryrun:
i want you back more like chop off all my limbs and appendages it would be less painful
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whitepoweralejandra:
oh i get it
“the lollipop” is actually his dick
fifty cent actually just wants that girl to lick his dick
not a real lollipop
hadeonmehader:
i wonder what would be on a samcedes playlist
moonythemarauder:
isn’t it strange how attractive people are really just a nice-looking arrangement of atoms
like
damn you have a great deoxyribonucleic acid arrangement
